I have a lot of certificate and a diploma. I am uneployed at the moment ("of course"), and I try seek a job. (there is a game project behind background) So it is very difficult, because I can't find anything. Well I try seek a job on all level.
Sometimes I get 1-2 ugly letters:
"Dear Robert,
The announced "industral-mechanic" position needs a lot of knowledge and experience!
Unfortunately you haven't any experience for this semi-skilled work and I don't
have to accept your CV."
OMG I would be a professor for semi-skilled work. :D
I will make more diploma and certificate for this. :D
New CV for newspaper deliver job:
knowledge and experience: -professional newspaper delivery, I run with newspapers as speed as I can!
CV for winter job: snow shovelling medium-level, putting salt on the ice prof-level!
CV for cocholate factory: professional chocolate packing, I hate the choc!
CV for soft drink and alcoholic drink factory: high-level sticker gluing, box packing virtuosic-level, my lifestyle is free of harmful habits!
Have a nice time! :D